American bison may look like giant, fluffy cows, but they’re anything but cuddly. This funny “Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cows” sticker is a playful reminder to admire wildlife from a safe distance. At 2.7 by 2.3 inches, it’s printed on durable, glossy vinyl that’s weatherproof and scratch-resistant — perfect for water bottles, coolers, laptops, or car windows. Made in the USA, it’s a lighthearted nod to one of America’s most iconic animals, often mistakenly called buffalo, with a message that’s as practical as it is funny.
