Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows Vintage Trucker Hat — Retro Trucker Snapback
Some hats say “nature lover.” This one says: stop being dumb around 2,000 pounds of consequences.
This retro trucker snapback features an embroidered “Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows” patch on the front — a public service announcement for bison country, open range roads, and anyone who’s ever watched a tourist treat wildlife like a petting zoo. Perfect for national park days, road trips, campground mornings, and side-eyeing someone who’s about to “just get a quick pic.”
Classic trucker fit with a breathable mesh back and an adjustable snap closure, so it stays comfortable from the first overlook to the last bad idea you prevent.
Snap back Yupoong cap with “Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows” patch.
One size fits all. Adjustable for hat sizes 6-5/8 to 7-5/8
The front panels are cotton, and the mesh back is polyester.
