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    Everything Hurts Sticker
Everything Hurts Sticker
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Everything Hurts Sticker
2.5" x 2.5"
Everything sucks. Everything hurts. But sure — thumbs up, keep going. This sticker is pure sarcasm: a skull grinning through the pain with a bony thumbs-up that says “it’s fine” when nothing is fine.
Printed on tough, weatherproof vinyl, it won’t quit — even if your body already has. Slap it on your water bottle, laptop, or helmet and let the world know you’re running on fumes and dark humor.
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"So cool the park ranger at my local State Park wanted to know where I got it."
- Katie, Squatchy hat owner