Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows Vintage Trucker Hat — Retro Trucker Snapback (Dark Green Patch)
This says: I’d like everyone to make it back to the parking lot today. with a subtle classy patch.
This retro trucker snapback features a tan embroidered “Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows” patch on the front — a gentle reminder that bison are not oversized dogs, and your phone’s zoom feature exists for a reason. Perfect for national park trips, road-side wildlife jams, campground mornings, and quietly judging anyone who starts a sentence with “I think it’s friendly…”
Classic trucker fit with a breathable mesh back and an adjustable snap closure, so it stays comfortable from the first overlook to the “sir, please step away from the bison” moment.
Snap back Yupoong cap with “Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows” patch.
One size fits all. Adjustable for hat sizes 6-5/8 to 7-5/8
The front panels are cotton, and the mesh back is polyester.
